Folks around here know I don’t care much for polished speeches or ten-dollar words. I believe in saying what you mean, even if it ruffles a few feathers. That’s exactly why I put pen to paper and wrote my new book, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will.

It’s a collection of stories, lessons, and plain old common sense that Washington could use a double helping of right about now. No ivory-tower mambo jumbo. Just the kind of truth you can nod your head at, or laugh about over a glass of sweet tea.

And now, this is just going to make your day. For a donation of just $40 or more, I’ll send you my new book, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will, hot off the press!

I’d be happier than a bullfrog in a rainstorm if you’ll support our efforts

I’d be happier than a coonhound treeing a raccoon if you sat down with it and found yourself grinning.

I’d be happier than a firefly in a mason jar if you passed it along to a friend who could use a little straight talk.

And I’d be happier than a pig in the mud if you reserved your copy today

So grab a copy, kick back on the porch, and enjoy. If it doesn’t make you grin, I’ll eat my hat.

God Bless,

John Kennedy